Getting Flowers

Hello sir, how may I help you?

I would like to buy some flowers, please. Something really nice.

I see, may I ask whatthe occasion is?

It’s not really an occasion, it’s more like I’m sorry.

Very well. This arrangement here is very popular among regretful husb ands and boyfriends. It has a dozenlong stem red roses with a couple of sunflowers and a single orchid that stands out. It includes a small teddy bear to achievethe effect of immediate forgiveness.

I think I’m gonna need more than just a dozen red roses and a bear. What else do you recommend?

Mmm, well this is our ” I’m sorry I cheated on you” package. Two dozen red roses lined with tulips, carnati ons and lilies. The fragrance and beauty of this flower arrangement is sure to make her forgive you.

I don’t think that’s gonna cut it. I need something bigger and better!

I’m sorry sir but, what exactly did you do?

Well, I may have accidentally insinuated that she is getting chubbier .

Get out of my store you jerk!