EP 0126The Weekend
That’s Funny!
Thank you, everyone! Well, what a lovely crowd. You know, there’s nothing I love better than standup comedy! You know, I’ve been working on my routine for months now, and I’ve got some real zingers for you tonight. Let’s start out with some short jokes, how bout that? Where do you find a one legged dog? Where you left it.
Get it? mmm Anyways... What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud !
Tough crowd... Alright, now you’re going to love this joke. It’s hilarious! What do cows do for entertainment? They rent moooovies ! moooovies
Okay, Okay, we’ve got a few hecklers in the audience, but this one is good! What does a fish say when it runs into a wall? DAM!
Okay, Last one! Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Coz they got big fingers!!!!!!!!! CrowGd:et off the stage! You suck!
Thanks everyone that was my time.
核心词汇
open mic nightcommon noun, singular
when a club or restaurant allows for anyone to sign or perform
standupcommon
when someone performs
comedynoun, singular
comedy while standing on a stage
routinecommon noun, singular
a series of things (such as movements or jokes)
zingercommon noun, plural
a quick and clever comment that criticizes
hecklercommon noun, plural
someone who interrupts (someone, such as a speaker)
拓展词汇
comebackcommon noun, singular
A reply to an insult; a witty retort.
disprinciple verb, present simple
insulting or in some other way defaming someone or something.
punkprinciple verb, present simple
to play a joke or prank someone
mockprinciple verb, present simple
make fun of or laugh at someone
ad libGeneral Adverb
In an unrestrained manner; spontaneously.