EP 0074Daily Life

What Am I Thinking!

A

Miss, your salad.

B

Mmm, looks good! I’m positively famished.

A

And for you, sir...

C

Thank you.

A

Enjoy. B,C:Thank you.

C

I can’t believe she’s on a date with me! I’m so lucky! I must be the luckiest guy in the world! I want to scream at the top of my lungs, ” I’m the luckiest dude in the world! ” Oh, shut up! Don’t be such a dumb ass. She’s so hot. Wait, I can’t say that. That’s sexist. She’s so hot, She’s making me sexist. Oh my god! I’m such a tool. Okay, get it together. Uhh, she’s eating salad. Oh right, I have a salad. Oh, crap! Which fork do I use? Dammit! She’s going to think I’m a moron. What the hell are all these forks for? Which one did she use? Okay, chill... be cool, be cool. Just take a fork... eat your salad...

B

Um... I...

C

Yrmf? Mmmm. Sorry, you were saying?

B

You’re eating my salad.

C

Oh, yes... it’s delicious...

核心词汇

saladcommon noun, singular

a dish made of raw vegetables

positivelyGeneral Adverb

truly

famishedAdjective

very hungry

at the top of one’s lungsphrase

to be as loud as possible

dumbasscommon noun, singular

an impolite way of calling someone foolish

sexyAdjective

sexy to the greatest degree

toolcommon noun, singular

someone who is stupid or useless

get it togetherphrase

control your emotions

crapcommon noun, nonvariable

an impolite way of saying something is bad

moroncommon noun, singular

someone who is very stupid

chillverb

calm down; relax

拓展词汇

feminismcommon noun, singular

the belief that men and women should have equal rights and opportunities

blind datecommon noun, singular

a romantic outing with someone that you have not met before

spazcommon noun, singular

a person who is very clumsy or awkward

first impressionphrase

the way people see or perceive you the first time you meet

blow itphrase

to miss an opportunity or chance